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The Desk Junk Daily Cap(s) (137)

These certainly do not help my tonnage-loss program…but dang they’re good!

Been on my desk since last fall…just waiting for a cough I guess…

Camera stuff – of course….

Starting to look a bit scoffed up and well-used….

These are to my “drive-by-shooter” FugiFilm camera as dark chocolate is to my tastebuds….

A little bit of everything to treat what might be ailing ya (except for the Princess Zoey vet bottle for a stool sample…no worries, it’s still empty y’all)

Not on my desk, but still an every night occurrence: Princess Zoey takes on the front yard gecko through my office window…..

Trying a bit of an unusual snack these days…please don’t think anything less of me for it….

But these will always trump the seaweed…duh!

Now which political campaign spouting another set of falsehoods could that be?

iPad cover, Mackie Queen of Scots medicine, and sketch books…always have plenty of sketch books around

My iTunes account wants to know if these might be of interest to me. Anyone know any of these guys?

 

Thunderbolts and Lightning

A song that every Dad should teach his children to sing , regardless of their age or seating accomodations, while in the car or anywhere the mood strikes…

The Catapulting Daily Cap(s) (111)

Many came out to watch the company "catapult" competition at noon. Four teams competed - they had restrictions to follow in building a catapult. The goal was to launch five projectilse approximately 30 feet to a target for points, all within a time limit. It was fun!

A father and son team...with a bicycle wheel catapult

Line up the shot...

...pull the trigger

We had the Sergio-Jericho team...with a wood slingshot catapult (complete with a stained finish) that shot the ammo backwards as much as it did forward...look out camera guy (me)

The fine tuning didn't help much...

Setting up for the shot...

These guys ended up winning the competition...but not before making precise measurements of the counterbalance weights for their catapult.

3...2...1...FIRE! A weight-drop catapult design

The other father and son team took a few seconds to play in the sandbox (where they had to set their catapult)

This was the "flinging half-wiffle ball" catapult....

...with a pull chain

Competition was fierce, concentration was intense...fun was had!

Winners were woo-ed, champions were crowned, bonds were bound, and noses were picked ("come on Dad, hurry it up why don't cha") ... LOL!

The FD is sensational again

Here we go! The FD (Favorite Daughter) is web-sensational again. If you recall the “Group The Webseries” released episode 1 a few weeks ago with

My FD, The Internet Sensation.

Now, episode #2 is “her’s”:

Use this link if the Vimeo above doesn’t show up and/or poops out for you:

I can choose a positive frame of mind

‘aire she is…in all her acting glory. The BFA is paying off and gainful theatre employment is right around the corner! (yes I too choose a “positive frame of mind”). If you know T, this is so not her personality…which only makes it more funny. And for those of you that don’t know her, your missing out. Watch the video and then think the opposite of her character (then come see her next time she’s back for a visit).

The Not-In-My-Backyard Daily Cap(s) (103)

These two soon realized that this pool had a "no lifeguard on duty" policy...so there they sat pitifully longing for a nice cool dip in the pool

I called this kid's backyard recreation somewhat "ingenious". The property manager I was with during our morning property walk called it "redneck"....

A favorite tree...the hickory has a great trunk and bark pattern

The Dances With Turkeys Daily Cap(s) (100)

I know…you guys are probably getting tired of all the turkey pictures, but this morning these two, I swear, were dancing for me. It’s probably the same two that were singing for me a couple days ago. Regardless, let it be known here and now that anyone who dances for me will at least get the top Limeyfish post-a-day billing. So if you can, please enjoy the series of 12 consecutive pictures of these two Tom’s strutting their stuff in a manly way just for me. It was definitely their defining stage moment; their showtime and time to show; their song and dance for anyone willing to pause a moment and watch; their foggy morning romancing of the hens. It had to have been…I just know it! I am much too aware that of the age, looks, and disposition of yours truly, it certainly does not warrant any kind of courtship…even one from one turkey (or two) to another turkey.

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The Peers, Colleagues, and Damn Them Convention Center Carpets Daily Cap(s) (96)

Leave it to a landscape architect to have such a handsome lime sherbet jacket (the patterned purple shirt up close was even better)...sorry for the lack of focus gang, but I bet you can get the gist.

Meet my first boss out of college, Bill...he's still wonders why he ever hired me

My dear friend and former champion rollerskater Traci (we grew up professionally together don't cha know) enjoying the figure 8 railroad tracks found in the convention center carpet

Who designs this? When does the inspiration hit? What kind of music do they listen to? Are they Facebook likable?

What is it about convention center carpets that fascinate me? (see above pic questions)

The Odd Daily Cap(s) (83)

This morning's sunrise

The regular crowd shuffles in....

Rippling at the shoreline

And then at lunch...after 30 some years on not playing competitive basketball...I try to keep up with guys about half my age (it was not a pretty thing) (thanks JoeM for taking my camera off my desk and sneaking a few photos...thanks a whole lot)

After all these years I'm still try to show a left-handed game...

And a right-handed game...

Regardless of the handedness, I'm just not very good any more (not that I ever was). But you know last year at this time, there would be no way I could have gone 3 games with these punks. Thank heavens for the tonnage-loss program! Now if only I could do something about the stiff and soreness aftermath...

 

The Nesting Daily Cap(s) (76)

I have to fight the curosity-urge (and maybe I shouldn't) to go up and knock on the door just so I can visit with the person that does this sort of thing. (I hope they didn't stump the trees just to place the birdhouses)

They might have more bird houses than they have birds....

The Airport Daily Cap(s) (70)

I love people watching at the airport…but please excuse the fuzzy iPhone pictures…you’ll get the idea

Taking pictures at the airport of incredibly baggy bell-bottomed (and high water) pants....

Taking pictures at the airport of the we-didn't-mean-to-both-wear-white-coats ladies....

Taking pictures at the airport and appreciating the fact I'm not the only one that travels with more than one hat....

Taking pictures at the airport of a way-cool, smiling-making "welcome home" sign....

Taking pictures at the airport of others taking pictures at the airport...

Taking pictures at the airport of one worker needing to escort the other with an oversized parcel....

Taking pictures at the airport of a couple old(er) guys waiting for someone (just like me!)....

Taking pictures at the airport of a kid's dad not willing to help out with the backpack....

Taking pictures at the airport knowing the 48 degree temps outside the terminal will make this girl wish she had longer pants....

Taking pictures at the airport of a bouncing baby boy and a plaid-boot styling mom....

Taking pictures at the airport of the guy really confident in his masculinity...

Taking pictures at the airport of others happy to see each other....

Taking pictures at the airport of a profiling shady character....

Taking pictures at the airport of the kid with bigger and more luggage than the parent....

Taking pictures at the airport of a hyper kid....

Taking pictures at the airport of someone a bit anxious and someone not so much....

Taking pictures at the airport with the reverse camera....

Taking pictures at the airport of FD coming through the gate...

POW 3-7-2012

For those of you that follow or happen across this blog, please know I do an email distribution of odd, funny, peculiar, and sometimes cool photos discovered throughout any given week. Most of the photos are of signs, or drive-by and/or while-driving observations. Now please understand, I’m not always regular (probably a poor choice of word there) with my POW (Pictures Of the Week) emails. I’ll try to be more consistent, and by posting here we’ll see if that so moves me to be better about my regularity.

These photos are different (at least up to this point in time) than ”The Daily Cap” series. And for those of you already on the email list that also read my blog, you get POW’d twice….

1/28/2012: Carrollton, Texas

I’m not sure whether the wind blew away the rest of the signs, or if this is it…”as” if this will make be stop and shop cars, right?

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The Daily It’s-Tough-Out-There Cap(s) (66)

High gas prices causes one to experiment with inventive commute alternatives....

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My FD, the Internet Sensation

Go check out the FD! Tiff’s webseries acting debut is online as of this past Thursday. Episode 1 (11 more to go) introduces the cast of characters. For those of you that don’t know my “Favorite Daughter”, she’s the one in the gray sweater/gray shirt…that says “I’d rather chew glass” right at the start. And after watching, if you’re so emotionally moved and/or financially inclined, there’s their “kickstarter” page link right below the video….

Personally, I think Tiff did an outstanding job, but then what else would a “pops” say? She’s always had a natural Lucille Ball quality about her acting, as well as a Meryl Streep when it comes time for those Academy Award winning roles! What she does with this character is so completely out-of-character of her personality, I laugh to myself (and others) each time. You go ahead and just watch it…see for yourself. Go ahead…do it, I’ll wait……………

I bet cha you’re gonna agree with her old man on this one. Chip of the ol’ block that gurrrrl is, huh? (probably more likely I’m a chip off the ol’ daughter’s block…not that I live vicariously through either of my kids or anything)

Episode 1 was the group introduction, now each subsequent webisode will now focus on each character.  I will keep y’all posted as each episode is released, especially the one that is the FD’s character.

EDITORIAL COMMENT: turn down the volume or use your headphones…the dialogue is street-worthy and the language is colorful.

The Daily Cap (53)

I pretty sure I got behind the Jetson's during this morning's workday commute, or so their vehicle shadows against the barrier wall might seem to indicate. Except...these guys with their midsize sedans weren't floating and or making soprano-pitched beep-beep sounds.

The Daily Cap (48)

Some days I enjoy being the long-neck guy swimming against the crowd, and then there are some days I shouldn't take so much dag-gum pleasure in doing just that.....

The Daily Cap(s) (47)

Lying with the Queen

 

Fanning the Princess during her slumber...

The Late Daily Cap (42)

I am yesterday-late because of computer issues, learning, and just because….

So there I sat...thinking there is plenty of cameras around this place to photograph the kids...yet no one thought about taking pictures of birthday party photographers taking pictures of the birthday party partiers...that is until this picture presented itself in front of my lens.

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The Daily Cap (40)

And if I remember it right, that 'Ol' Blue Eyes" song goes: "when we're out together, chomping cheeky-monkey to cheeky-monkey". OK so maybe I don't remember the words exactly, but I bet it matters little to these butt-to-butt Longhorns...and the tune can still stay the same

The Daily Cap (37)

Fishing on the lake, on a 32° morning...well isn't that 'bout as goofy as someone standing out in the same kind of weather, taking pictures of some crazy guy fishing on the lake

The Daily Cap(s) (30)

Awww nuts! My morning, noon, and night snack when at work. Can you name them?

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