Email Humor Received from my dear friend Jayne…I sure miss Johnny, Sammy, Deano, and Frank.
This show was at Kiel Opera House in St Louis in June 1965, and was hosted by Johnny Carson. Carson had the Tonight Show and The Rat Pack were playing Vegas. This is supposed to be the ONLY time Carson sang in public. Look for Quincy Jones conducting the Basie band in the background. Do not miss this performance, it can make your day ! Continue reading “EHR: Johnny Carson Sings”
A bit of Christmas humor emailed from pal Shawn this morning: Christmas Carols for Disturbed Friends Schizophrenia — Do I Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder – We Three Kings Disoriented Are Dementia – I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas Narcissistic – Hark the Herald Angels Sing about Me Manic – Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and … Paranoid – Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me Borderline Personality Disorder – Thoughts of Roasting my nuts on an Open Fire Personality Disorder – You … Continue reading EHR: Christmas Carols for Disturbed Friends
From my dear friend and former co-worker Elizabeth, who has a wonderful sense of humor (I need to post more of her EHR on this blog…and not all of them bash men):
To Be 6 Again…
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.
‘I’d like to be six again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror . Continue reading “EHR: To be 6 again”
Email Humor Received received from buddy Shawn today – I could so do a least a few of these (#1, #2, #5, #7, #15 without hesitation), if I’m dragged to the fabric store, or when Deb and FD get together in the same store…ohhhhhh the pain of it all…I’m liable to employ any and/or all of these ideas:
WHY WOMEN SHOULDN’T TAKE MEN SHOPPING…or ever leave them alone.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.
Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target.
Dear Mrs. Samuel,
Gang, I am so sorry for all these YouTubes lately. It seems every one I’m sent or watch lately strikes a funny bone in me. I promise I will return to my sarcastic ways real soon.
This YouTube is on OFNi DaniC’s Facebook wall from OFNi Whitty…I think. It is funny and sad all in the same clip, none the less. Be sure to listen carefully at the 1 minute 10 second mark of the clip – I’ve got a dog just like Simon’s Sister’s :) Continue reading “EHR: Simon’s Sister’s Dog in ‘Fed Up’”
From co-worker Ryan. This one brings tears to my eyes…and pains to my stomach. I have sang this same song before…maybe Shane and I can go on that “So You Can Duet” show on CMT next season.
Thanks Ryan – Shane only gets better each time he sings. Continue reading “EHR: Shane can sing 5 octaves…so he says”
From OFNi Whitty Facebook posting: Hilarious Shake Weight Exercise for Women Video
I reserve any comment and I hope you will too. I still have tears in my eyes on this one. And BTW, just because I’ve linked the YouTube commercial does not mean the product gets the coveted tmay82.wordpress.com endorsement. Continue reading “EHR (sort of): Exercise is good for you”
From Pal Chris B. This really should go on the Saturday Football page:
College Football Time…
Planning for the fall football season in the South is radically different
than up North. For those who are planning a football trip South, here are
some helpful hints. Continue reading “EHR – College Football Differences”
From OFNi Dani – I don’t get emails from her often, but she and I, we’re both standing on the same peg on the humor ladder. So when her funny emails do come in, they are usually tear-wipers for me:
from the Todd-man:
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote ‘Revelation 3:20’ on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, ‘Genesis 3:10. Continue reading “EHR – Be not so quick to judge”
This is a hoot, but I suspect that minister didn’t appreciate it.
HYMN No.365
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, ‘If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’
With even greater emphasis he said, ‘And if I had All the wine in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, ‘And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’
Sermon complete, he sat down. Continue reading “EHR – Hymn No. 365”
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