EHR: Christmas Carols for Disturbed Friends

A bit of Christmas humor emailed from pal Shawn this morning:

Christmas Carols for Disturbed Friends

  1.  Schizophrenia — Do I Hear What I Hear?
  2.  Multiple Personality Disorder – We Three Kings Disoriented Are
  3.  Dementia – I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas
  4.  Narcissistic – Hark the Herald Angels Sing about Me
  5.  Manic – Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and …
  6.  Paranoid – Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
  7.  Borderline Personality Disorder – Thoughts of Roasting my nuts on an Open Fire
  8.  Personality Disorder – You Better Watch Out, ‘Cause I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, and I Don’t Know Why
  9.  Attention Deficit Disorder – Silent Night, Holy… oooh look at that frog spit, can I have a chocolate, why is Uranus so far away, my eyes itch
  10.  Obsessive Compulsive Disorder – Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

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