A bit of Christmas humor emailed from pal Shawn this morning:
Christmas Carols for Disturbed Friends
- Schizophrenia — Do I Hear What I Hear?
- Multiple Personality Disorder – We Three Kings Disoriented Are
- Dementia – I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas
- Narcissistic – Hark the Herald Angels Sing about Me
- Manic – Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and …
- Paranoid – Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
- Borderline Personality Disorder – Thoughts of Roasting my nuts on an Open Fire
- Personality Disorder – You Better Watch Out, ‘Cause I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, and I Don’t Know Why
- Attention Deficit Disorder – Silent Night, Holy… oooh look at that frog spit, can I have a chocolate, why is Uranus so far away, my eyes itch
- Obsessive Compulsive Disorder – Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
LIMEYFISH 