And this Email Humor Received (EHR) comes from my good friend Ron…
In the same festive spirit of the wishful holiday’s good tidings, please consider your culinary endulgence based on the rationale given below…it is a logic that I’ve practiced (perfected) in Christmases past…believe you me:
HOLIDAY EATING TIPS Continue reading “EHR: Holiday munching”
EHR (Email Humor Received) this time is from OFB TR. And with it comes this remarkable display of…well…is it talent?: Continue reading EHR: Nice Catch
Email Humor Received (EHR): It is never too early to start thinking about retirement. Here are some ideas, traits, facts, conditions, requirements, and necessities regarding where to live and what it’s going to take when that time comes.
Please know I not near clever enough to write this – it came in an email and I simply pass it on without authorship expressed or implied. But…it should cause you to smile at least once.
You may live in Phoenix, Arizona where…
- You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
- You’ve experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
- You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
- You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food
- You know that “dry heat” is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.
- The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
This Email Humor Received (EHR) comes from Larry the Associate from work. He prefaced the email claiming “This humor is right up your alley, Tim! Long live British humor!”. I’m not sure if that is a complement or shot – I choose “complement”. As my FS will attest, we both enjoy our British humor, especially from John Cleese. Thanks Larry! This is too funny.
ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2011 EUROPE : BY JOHN CLEESE Continue reading “EHR: Europe is on alert”
Now these are funny. Email Humor Received (EHR) by way of YouTube
From my buddy Joe M: I swear Mackie the Queen of Scots could have this same conversation with me…and agonizing over Zoey the Princess of Scots being in the house…hahahahahaha, oh my belly!
This EHR (Email Humor Received) share will go without acknowledgment of its sender. It just wouldn’t be the OF brotherly-blog thing to do after all. But know this well: limeyfish.com does have some standards to live up to, by, or around. In the mean time, oh my big ol’ belly hurts from laughing too much! Continue reading “EHR: Things People Pass Around”
Then I met a girl…
Ohhhhh mmmyyy guttttt. This EHR (Email Humor Received) from OFA Marilyn was just too, too funny not to share. After reading this, and wiping the tears off my (face) cheeks, I gave considerable thought of postponing my own appointment….
Email Humor Received (EHR) from dear friend Jayne…thank lady!
Steve Martin continues to give us his talents, music, and humor.
Let it all be in perfect harmony….
From my good friend David S., I get this EHR (Email Humor Received), with ironic timing:
Wording is so important……
Reverend Boudreaux was the pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church and Pastor Thibodeau was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road.
From OFSIL SueB, a wonderful performance to enjoy (disregard the social circumstances for 4 minutes please), especially when under the gun on a deadline, or before the big meeting: Under Pressure Thanks Sue for the share! Continue reading EHR: Under Pressure
EHR (Email Humor Received) from Nick: a video of just another one of those people (that we all know) that has what seems to be a reasonable excuse for any and every thing that “happens”, but this one is kind of fun (staged probably, but still kind of funny) Continue reading “EHR: Crosswalk”
Adam forwards this story – EHR (Email Humor Received):
A Homeless Man’s Funeral
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the Kentucky back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn’t stop for directions.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt bad and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play.
Even though this EHR (Email Humor Received) from OFA Marilyn may be a bit (male) bashful, it is funny!!!
A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning:
Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. ‘Who’s been eating my porridge?’ he squeaks.
EHR (Email Humor Received) comes from OFB Tony, who got it from someone else. As per my lunch discussion with OFGaP JaiJai, I clarify the fact neither I nor OFB authored this – it, like all EHR, is merely passed on. But it is good and spot-on as well, don’t ya think?
THE BIG 12 AS COUNTRIES
Texas is like the USA – Wealthy, talented, and with seemingly endless resources. They have a big ego, but are deserving of it because they win at almost everything they do. Others often despise them out of jealousy. Their money and wealth make the world go round, and everyone wants a piece.
Texas A&M is like China – Big, powerful, and rival of Texas (USA). They live in a male dominated society, and thus their women are not allowed to be cheerleaders. Their money and power also make the world go round.
Oklahoma is like Mexico – Having no resources of their own, they have to invade the border of Texas (USA) in order to survive.
Email Humor Received (EHR): from OFGaP Jayne…the earthquake is not, but the punchline is just too funny. Regardless of your political lean, have a sense of humor for crying out loud!
Recognition of George W Bush by the Obama Administration
Continue reading “EHR: One president to another….”
Email Humor Received (EHR) from _______ (I’m reserving that name for now).
Mind you, neither Katrina nor the Haiti earthquake are laughing, to-be-taken-lightly catastrophies…but this game idea is funny. So lighten up, laugh at this and let it be my politically incorrect posting of the day/week/month/year.
This game suggestion reminds me of kegger softball, or the audience experience at the Rocky Horror Picture Show (although I’ve never had the “horror” of watching the show in a theatre).
This is also a classic example of the media ramming their agendas down the viewers throats to the gag point people start making jokes of it all…and speaking of throats, have a beverage of your choice in celebration of a Saints Super Bowl win….
BTW, the picture credit is not mine, but I list it as: SCOTT THRELKELD / THE TIMES-PICAYUNE Cousins Benji Soued, 4, of Boca Raton, FL, left, and Benjamin Soued, 2, of New York play football during a pre-Super Bowl party Sunday, February 7, 2010, at El Palacio Sports Hotel Convention Center. More than 500 Saints fans partied then marched to Sun Life Stadium in Miami Gardens, FL
This Email Humor Received came from Jayne…I think.
This guest appearance is an absolute riot – Gobel, Dean Martin, Bob Hope, and Carson. I sent this to my family email network already but it’s worth posting. I laugh as hard each time I watch it, and I proudly want to claim “today’s comedians don’t do funny like they use to”.
Email Humor Received from my equally aged-challenged good friend Jayne:
This is a story by David McClure from the Dallas News Community Opinion page..
$5.37. That’s what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bueno said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Jolly Rancher. Having already handed the kid a five-spot, I started to head back out to the truck to grab some more change when the kid with the Emo hairdo said the harshest thing anyone has ever said to me.
He said, “It’s OK. I’ll just give you the senior citizen discount.” Continue reading “EHR: Can You Relate?”