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I’m Parched

Tim May

Today is Free Iced Tea Day at your local McAlister’s Deli. It’s all part of their Tea Town USA promotion. The winning town gets $5000 worth of shade trees or other “improvements” for their park(s).  Go get yourself a big ol’ cup of tea – its only the best tea in the whole wide world – and drink it gone up underneath a shade tree at your local park…a shade tree that hopes for more family to come plant roots next to her real soon. Continue reading I’m Parched

Email Humor Received (EHR), Entertainment, Fun, Humor1 Comment

EHR: The Real story of the three bears

Tim May

Even though this EHR (Email Humor Received) from OFA Marilyn may be a bit (male) bashful, it is funny!!!

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning:

Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. ‘Who’s been eating my porridge?’ he squeaks.

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Ms. Shirley’s algae farm

Tim May

Facebooking for advice, my OFAIL (that’s One Favorite Aunt In Law, not literally “O-FAIL”…I maybe should think up another acronym huh?) has a recently built, do-it-yourself fish pond at her rural home. And now she has, yup, the dreaded algae.

Sight unseen, I think she has two issues here. One is her new fish pond has algae and the other is her new fish pond gets algae. Algae needs but 2 things to grow: sunlight and nutrients.

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EFR: Interesting History and fun facts

Tim May

And to think at one point in my post-high school, early older-kidhood I was going to be a history major (probably why I’m sharing this…). Here are the Email Facts Received (EFR) from friend David:

Where did Piss Poor come from? They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & sold to the tannery…….if you had to do this to survive you were “Piss Poor”. But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn’t even afford to buy a pot……they “didn’t have a pot to piss in” & were the lowest of the low

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn’t just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:

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EHR: The Big 12 Republics

Tim May

EHR (Email Humor Received) comes from OFB Tony, who got it from someone else. As per my lunch discussion with OFGaP JaiJai, I clarify the fact neither I nor OFB authored this – it, like all EHR, is merely passed on. But it is good and spot-on as well, don’t ya think?

THE BIG 12 AS COUNTRIES

Texas is like the USA – Wealthy, talented, and with seemingly endless resources. They have a big ego, but are deserving of it because they win at almost everything they do. Others often despise them out of jealousy. Their money and wealth make the world go round, and everyone wants a piece.

Texas A&M is like China – Big, powerful, and rival of Texas (USA). They live in a male dominated society, and thus their women are not allowed to be cheerleaders. Their money and power also make the world go round.

Oklahoma is like Mexico – Having no resources of their own, they have to invade the border of Texas (USA) in order to survive.

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Little 10 alumni armor-chink

Tim May

Former UT QB Chrissy Sims gets himself arrested for drugging and driving…with his 8-month pregnant wife. no less 

Former UT RB Cedric “Barkeep, I’ll have another” Benson gets himself arrested for a lights-out punch to the face of an employee at an Austin bar. So then he goes and hires Big Bad Ben’s (Rothlisberger) attorney to represent him…hmmmm.

Former UT QB Vince-able Young…no, wait, I better not get started here on him.

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