EHR: The New Orleans Saints Super Bowl Drinking Game


Email Humor Received (EHR) from _______ (I’m reserving that  name for now).

Mind you, neither Katrina nor the Haiti earthquake are laughing, to-be-taken-lightly catastrophies…but this game idea is funny. So lighten up, laugh at this and let it be my politically incorrect posting of the day/week/month/year.

This game suggestion reminds me of kegger softball, or the audience experience at the Rocky Horror Picture Show (although I’ve never had the “horror” of watching the show in a theatre).

This is also a classic example of the media ramming their agendas down the viewers throats to the gag point people start making jokes of it all…and speaking of throats, have a beverage of your choice in celebration of a Saints Super Bowl win….

BTW, the picture credit is not mine, but I list it as: SCOTT THRELKELD / THE TIMES-PICAYUNE Cousins Benji Soued, 4, of Boca Raton, FL, left, and Benjamin Soued, 2, of New York play football during a pre-Super Bowl party Sunday, February 7, 2010, at El Palacio Sports Hotel Convention Center. More than 500 Saints fans partied then marched to Sun Life Stadium in Miami Gardens, FL

The New Orleans Saints Super Bowl Drinking Game

  1. Every time they mention hurricane Katrina, drink 1
  2. If they show pictures of the City of New Orleans right after Katrina, drink 1
  3. Every time they say how much the Saints mean to the City of New Orleans, drink 1
  4. Every time the words “tragedy”, “flood”, or “devastation” are used, drink 1
  5. Every time they talk about how good Reggie Bush was in college, drink 3
  6. If they show Kim Kardashian in the stands, drink 5
  7. Every time they show a picture of Reggie Bush with a bat or say “bringing the wood” drink for 5 seconds.
  8. Every time Reggie Bush gets negative yardage trying to run around in the backfield a bunch and outrun the defense, drink 1 and turn to the person next to you and say “I told you Vince Young should have won the Heisman”
  9. Every time Reggie Bush gets up and flexes his arms in that pose he likes to do, drink 1
  10. If they mention Tim Tebow for any reason, funnel a beer 
  11. Every time they say that “it’s destiny for the Saints to win” drink 1
  12. If they show footage of Katrina survivors at the Superdome, take a shot of cheap liquor
  13. If they call Saints fans the most passionate fans in football, drink 1
  14. If they say that the Saints, Saints fans, or the City of New Orleans “deserve” a Superbowl victory, drink 1
  15. Every time they say how good of a story the Saints are, drink 1
  16. If Jeremy Shockey pretends to be hurt after dropping a pass, drink 2
  17. If they mention the Saints beating the Falcons in 2006 in the first game after Katrina in the Superdome, drink 5 and remember that we are still a better football team with better fans.
  18. Every time they compare hurricane Katrina to the Haiti earthquake, funnel a beer and yell bulls*@t!
  19. Every time they mention Drew Brees as the Mardi Gras king, drink 1 
  20. Every time they show Archie Manning, drink 1, and mention how bad he was.  If they show old footage of him on the Saints, drink 5. If they mention how tough of a decision it was for him as for whom to cheer for, drink 10.
  21. Every time they show a saints fan yelling “Who dat!” Or a sign/shirt saying the same, drink 1.
  22. If they show Chris Paul at the game, drink 1 and mention to someone how much better he is than Marvin Williams.
  23. If they show former Mayor Ray Nagin, drink 5 and then punch someone in the face

 Other Rules not involving the Saints:

  1. Every time they show Eli Manning in the press box, drink 1
  2. Every time Pierre Garcon is mentioned with Haiti, drink 1
  3. If Brett Favre is mentioned for any reason, drink 1

YOU MIGHT WANT TO CALL IN SICK MONDAY!!!!!!  WHO DAT!!!!!! (ooops, just had a sip)

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