Quotes from Garrison Keillor, Prairie Home Companion (Jan 8, 2011 episode)

“better to be a rot-gut sinner than to be a little plaster saint…(it is better) to be a living breathing person”  

“ministers do swear, especially around Advent they do”

“to let the air out of the balloon, ya know? Out of the balloon of piety…when there’s too much piety and not enough faith”

“they lay out there, naked women in the Lord’s work; the snow coming down and the stars in the sky”