To nurture your own global warming opinions, first watch this: John Coleman | KUSI – News, Weather and Sports – San Diego, CA | Latest Headlines

Then riddle me this Weather Man:

I realize this guy is senior in age but he claims we have climate records back some 300 million years. I would love to see his notebook on some of those records?

I understand Mr. Coleman invented the Weather Channel, but does that really makes him a legitimate authority on this topic? (kind of like another Al Gore in my eyes)

I respectfully acknowledge this man’s age, but why does he really want us to “stop talking about it” unless he can’t remember everything in his claims?

I understand the European Climategate “scientists” are being listened to only to debunk another scientific point…and once that is made, you guys over there need to pipe down and keep the loony liberal ideas to yourselves….

Thank you John for giving us permission to “have it all”…now please find a nice village in Florida, drive your Hummer around, tell us what the temperature will be tomorrow, drink another glass of winter-of-2010 frozen orange juice if you can find one, play some golf in a gas-powered cart on a oil-based, well fertilized course, and sit tight for the next hurricane to hit. 

This is a very lame argument posed by Mr. Weather Channel and I was hoping for more substance. He acknowledges the rise in CO2, dismisses the global warming, but fails to tell us the true effects of the “natural gas”, except that people exhale CO2 and plants inhale it. So someone then please tell me, since John won’t come out and say it: the CO2 man has prematurely and unnaturally footprinted into the atmosphere is escaping through the ozone hole…then I can sleep tonight. 

Finally, I want everyone to stop having so many mouth-breather kids and, for the love of our “blue marble”, go out plant a damn tree in your yard, would ya please.