The long awaited, highly anticipated, absurdly accurate Limeyfish.com prognostications for 2011 Big 12 Football…or perhaps more appropriately named: The Longhorn League, The Small 10, The Little 12, The Beebe Ball Busted Conference…I could go on you know…..

That giant sucking sound you hear the in the Big 12 this year…it’s coming from south of Waco…it’s those Shorthorns taking the life (and fun) out of college football…it’s the Maggies trying to sneak out of here with their tailbone pad tucked between their legs…it’s U of You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me H hoping they get into this new minor league of college football that is taking shape. Oh yeah, SMU is annoying everyone by tapping on shoulder pads wanting some kind of deathly attention – I guess that’s sucking too, huh?

Week 1 (Sept 3)

Small 10                     Who                                Win

OU                 vs.       Tulsa                               Sooners

Ok State       vs.       Louisiana                       Cowboys

TxA&M         vs.       SMU                                Aggies

Mizzou         vs.       Miami (OH)                  Tigers

Tex                 vs.       Rice                                 Shorthorns

TTU                vs.       Texas State                  Red Raiders

Baylor           vs.       TCU                                 Horned Frogs

K-State         vs.       Eastern Kentucky      Wildcats

I-State          vs.       Northern Iowa            Cyclones

KU                  vs.       McNeese St                 Jayhawks

Week 2 (Sept 10)

Small 10                     Who                                Win

OU                 vs.       Bye

Ok State       vs.       Arizona                          Cowboys

TxA&M         vs.       Bye

Mizzou         at         Arizona St                     Sun Devils

Tex                 vs.       BYU                                 Cougars

TTU                vs.       Bye

Baylor           vs.       Bye

K-State         vs.       Bye

I-State          vs.       Iowa                                Buckeyes

KU                  vs.       Northern Illinois         Jayhawks

Week 3 (Sept 17)

Small 10                     Who                                Win

OU                 at         Florida St                       Seminoles

Ok State       at         Tulsa                               Cowboys

TxA&M         vs.       Idaho                              Aggies

Mizzou         vs.       Western Illinois          Tigers

Tex                 at         UCLA                               Bruins

TTU                at         New Mexico                Red Raiders

Baylor           vs.       Stephen F. Austin      Bears

K-State         vs.       Kent State                    Wildcats

I-State          at         Connecticut                 Huskies

KU                  at         Georgia Tech               Yellow Jackets

Week 4 (Sept 24)

Small 10                     Who                                Win

OU                 vs.       Mizzou                           Sooners

Ok State       at         TxA&M                          Cowboys

TxA&M         vs.       OK State                        Cowboys

Mizzou         at         OU                                   Sooners

Tex                 vs.       Bye

TTU                vs.       Nevada                          Red Raiders

Baylor           vs.       Rice                                 Bears

K-State         at         Miami                             Hurricane

I-State          vs.       Bye

KU                  vs.       Bye

Week 5 (Oct 1)

Small 10                     Who                                Win

OU                 vs.       Ball State                       Sooners

Ok State       vs.       Bye

TxA&M         vs.       Arkansas                       Arkansas

Mizzou         vs.       Bye

Tex                 at         I-State                            Shorthorns

TTU                at         KU                                    Red Raiders

Baylor           at         K-State                           Wildcats

K-State         vs.       Baylor                             Wildcats

I-State          vs.       Tex                                  Shorthorns

KU                  vs.       TTU                                  Red Raiders

Week 6 (Oct 8)

Small 10                     Who                                Win

OU                 at         Tex                                  Sooners

Ok State       vs.       KU                                    Cowboys

TxA&M         at         TTU                                  Red Raiders

Mizzou         at         K-State                           Wildcats

Tex                 vs.       OU                                   Sooners

TTU                vs.       TxA&M                          Red Raiders

Baylor           vs.       I-State                            Bears

K-State         vs.       Mizzou                           Wildcats

I-State          at         Baylor                             Bears

KU                  at         OK State                        Cowboys

Week 7 (Oct 15)

Small 10                     Who                                Win

OU                 at         KU                                    Sooners

Ok State       at         Tex                                  Cowboys

TxA&M         vs.       Baylor                             Aggies

Mizzou         vs.       I-State                            Tigers

Tex                 vs.       OK State                        Cowboys

TTU                vs.       K-State                           Red Raiders

Baylor           at         TxA&M                          Aggies

K-State         at         TTU                                  Red Raiders

I-State          at         Mizzou                           Tigers

KU                  vs.       OU                                   Sooners

Week 8 (Oct 22)

Small 10                     Who                                Win

OU                 vs.       TTU                                  Sooners

Ok State       at         Mizzou                           Cowboys

TxA&M         at         I-State                            Aggies

Mizzou         vs.       OK State                        Cowboys

Tex                 vs.       Bye

TTU                at         OU                                   Sooners

Baylor           vs.       Bye

K-State         at         KU                                    Wildcats

I-State          vs.       TxA&M                          Aggies

KU                  vs.       K-State                           Wildcats

Week 9 (Oct 29)

Small 10                     Who                                Win

OU                 at         K-State                           Sooners

Ok State       vs.       Baylor                             Cowboys

TxA&M         vs.       Mizzou                           Aggies

Mizzou         at         TxA&M                          Aggies

Tex                 vs.       KU                                    Shorthorns

TTU                vs.       I-State                            Red Raiders

Baylor           at         OK State                        Cowboys

K-State         vs.       OU                                   Sooners

I-State          at         TTU                                  Red Raiders

KU                  at         Tex                                  Shorthorns

Week 10 (Nov 5)

Small 10                     Who                                Win

OU                 vs.       TxA&M                          Sooners

Ok State       vs.       K-State                           Cowboys

TxA&M         at         OU                                   Sooners

Mizzou         at         Baylor                             Bears

Tex                 vs.       TTU                                  Shorthorns

TTU                at         Tex                                  Shorthorns

Baylor           vs.       Mizzou                           Bears

K-State         at         OK State                        Cowboys

I-State          vs.       KU                                    Cyclones

KU                  at         I-State                            Cyclones

Week 11 (Nov 12)

Small 10                     Who                                Win

OU                 vs.       Bye

Ok State       at         TTU                                  Red Raiders

TxA&M         at         K-State                           Wildcats

Mizzou         vs.       Tex                                  Tigers

Tex                 at         Mizzou                           Tigers

TTU                vs.       Ok State                        Red Raiders

Baylor           at         KU                                    Bears

K-State         vs.       TxA&M                          Wildcats

I-State          at         Bye

KU                  vs.       Baylor                             Bears

Week 12 (Nov 19)

Small 10                     Who                                Win

OU                 at         Baylor                             Sooners

Ok State       at         I-State                            Cowboys

TxA&M         vs.       KU                                    Aggies

Mizzou         vs.       TTU                                  Tigers

Tex                 vs.       KSU                                 Wildcats

TTU                at         Mizzou                           Tigers

Baylor           vs.       OU                                   Sooners

K-State         at         Tex                                  Wildcats

I-State          vs.       OK State                        Cowboys

KU                  at         TxA&M                          Aggies

Week 13 (Nov 26)

Small 10                     Who                                Win

OU                 vs.       I-State                            Sooners

Ok State       vs.       Bye

TxA&M         at         Tex                                  Aggies

Mizzou         at         KU                                    Tigers

Tex                 at         TxA&M                          Aggies

TTU                vs.       Baylor                             Red Raiders

Baylor           at         TTU                                  Red Raiders

K-State         vs.       Bye

I-State          at         OU                                   Sooners

KU                  vs.       Mizzou                           Tigers

Week 14 (Dec 3)

Small 10                     Who                                Win

OU                 at         OK State                        Cowboys

Ok State       vs.       OU                                   Cowboys

TxA&M         vs.       Bye

Mizzou         vs.       Bye

Tex                 at         Baylor                             Bears

TTU                vs.       Bye

Baylor           vs.       Tex                                  Bears

K-State         vs.       I-State                            Wildcats

I-State          at         K-State                           Wildcats

KU                  vs.       Bye

This shakes out to be something like this:

  1. Oklahoma State: 11-1 (8-1) * (T-Bone finally buys a conference win)
  2. Oklahoma: 11-1 (8-1) * (preseason rankings historically are bad for them)
  3. Texas Tech: 9-3 (6-3) * (renamed Western Auburn University)
  4. Kansas State: 8-4 (6-3) * (this is an incredible faith-in-Snyder stretch)
  5. Texas A&M: 7-5 (5-4) * (you won’t like it in the SEC either)
  6. Baylor: 6-6 (4-5) (a collective Baptist prayer for no injuries)
  7. Missouri: 6-6 (4-5) (LD QB Franklin will not be seen crying once)
  8. Texas: 4-8 (3-6) (some conference leader, huh)
  9. Iowa State: 2-10 (1-8) (I really want them to beat Texas and A&M)
  10. Kansas: 2-10 (0-9) (I really want them to beat Texas, A&M, & Iowa St)

* They be bowling come December

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