Former UT QB Chrissy Sims gets himself arrested for drugging and driving…with his 8-month pregnant wife. no less 

Former UT RB Cedric “Barkeep, I’ll have another” Benson gets himself arrested for a lights-out punch to the face of an employee at an Austin bar. So then he goes and hires Big Bad Ben’s (Rothlisberger) attorney to represent him…hmmmm.

Former UT QB Vince-able Young…no, wait, I better not get started here on him.

Somebody reassure me that whatever UT does and says is good for everyone in our new conference. You other 9 lame-bo schools are to ignore that cow behind the curtain…just lie still, roll over, and whatever you do…don’t change that Longhorn TV channel.

I now know why UT wanted more money than anyone else in its recent conference jerking of the other schools…they need it for their PR attorneys, not to mention for the academic and life-skills support program for their student athletes (±$900K alone, nearly half that budget line item, went to 130 football players in 2007…thats approximately $7,000 per football player average to learn them to read (the playbook?) and get “life skill”…it’s obviously not working for some).

Where is it might I get one of those “Book ’em Horns” T-shirts from a few UT player felonies ago?

BTW, Give me no credit for the graphic. I received it in an email and saved it. My apologies to the creator – please know I’m giving you all the credit for the trueism of this new conference logo.