That’s right. I’m taking any payments from any of yuze guys to stop my “postaday2011” blogging. I figured I too might be able to cash in on getting paid not to do something. It seems today a certain retailer (Abercrombie + Fitch) has offered to pay “The Situation” and the “Jersey Shore” cast not to wear their apparel. Huh? WUWT?
Now the Federal Government has practiced a similar strategy for years – mostly, paying farmers not to farm, but also paying able-bodied folks not to work and foreign governments to be our friend. All of which makes very little sense this guy – probably one reason we’re in the national/international financial mess we’re in right now. But this latest A+F ploy…well, that just may be a brilliant PR move or an idiotic idea extended to those of like kind….
So here’s my proposal: I will set up accounts with PayPal, IndieGoGo, Kickstarter, and any other money-gathering online resource. Then any of you can contribute to the silencing of no-talent literary skills. And maybe, just maybe, I can quit my day job. :)
Be on the lookout for those pay-me-now links soon. In the meantime, I think I’ll go get an Abercrombie + Fitch t-shirt, start talking funny in public, be insulting in any way I can, and see if I can get paid to take off my shirt! (egads)
Ya think that could happen?
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Would you take a check to make your Little 12 Football predictions?
Of course I will predict the Longhorn League – especially since my past 2 years have been spot on! Hey, maybe I can bank that as well!
This is America; anything’s possible